Since everything in the Bible is open to interpretation....?

...how do you know that the talk of Jesus 'walking on water' doesn't simply mean that he had a pair of those Dr. Scholl's gel insoles?

Since everything in the Bible is open to interpretation....?
Technically that would be walking on gel.





If he walked on gel, could he turn gel into jello-shots?
Reply:Doesn't work; I tried it. Jesus wasn't gellin'.








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Reply:thats just it, the bible is NOT open to inerpertation, it was interpreted when it was written, rememeber the church was here already teaching the truths of the bible, not the other way around.
Reply:or what if he was walking on a board that was painted to look invisible in water and he was walking on that?





I saw it done at Marine World. The guy said he could walk on water, but I saw the board. I was so disillusioned.





of course, I was only 5 at the time..... I was gently discouraged by my mother from pointing this out in a very loud and indignant voice to the crowd.
Reply:some people just don't grasp the concept of "winter"
Reply:if you aren't gellin'


you're going to hellin'
Reply:I always assumed he just knew where the rocks were.
Reply:because you are gellin like Magellan.








Jesus doesn't rhyme with gellin
Reply:Criss Angel walked on water. Perhaps Jesus was an illusionist?
Reply:because if you read the whole of the context you will see that peter got out of the boat and walked on the water also until he took his eyeas of jesus which is when he sank into the water
Reply:ha haa.....Zapped got Zapped!!!!!!
Reply:Everything in the Bible is not up to personal interpretation.
Reply:it is not open for interpretation it is only the liberal so-called "Christians" who claim this. the Bible is the inspired word of God and should be taken literally.




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